NAME! Zack AGE! 21 PRONOUNS! he/him GENDER! male ORIENTATION!  cupiosexual bisexual BIRTHDAY! April 1st 1998 ______________________________________________ Zack Ack Tack is a rabbit who wears a tv on his head to [REDACTED] and yadda yadda worlds worst found family you get the deal. He’s HIGHLY sexual, and constantly trying to get laid, but alas he never gets pussy. SAD! Oh well, there’s always cock. Oh, speaking of which, he has no clue what his shirt says!! He doesn’t speak english(actually none of the main 5 can, other than Wasabi who knows a little bit), he just buys shirts in other languages he thinks look cool. He’s also a GAMER (he plays Super Paper Mario on the family Wii that they found at a thrift store) He’s a WONDERFUL cook, though, and takes people not wanting to eat his food as a personal insult. He also has several things he needs to confront about himself! He’s somewhat paranoid and rather blabberful. He tends to misunderstand what people say a lot as well. He likes trashy TV, the color orange, food, cooking, Super Paper Mario, Hansen, bare naked ladies (not the band), wearing his gloves (he likes how they feel :3), beer, collecting DVDs and CDs, and reading about random shit on wikipedia. He hates the color yellow, loud noises, people asking about the TV on his head (ESPECIALLY people asking to take it off), when people don’t eat his food (ESPECIALLY Lillian like holy SHIT that is one picky child), and fish. He is has PTSD, and is autistic and psychotic! He’s also bisexual but give him like. A couple of months he’ll figure it out eventually. He is the second most bitchless bisexual character in TCBA fun fact!

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