NAME! Wasabi AGE! 2o  PRONOUNS! he/him GENDER! male  ORIENTATION!  ageosexual gay  BIRTHDAY! July 28th, 1999 ______________________________________________ Wasabi is a cat who's! Not actually apart of the family! As a matter of fact he's not even croatian! He's from france! You may bully him for this by the way. He found them through Lorenzo's radio show job! He was able to mod his radio to go to most radio stations in Europe! However, he likes to call in to talk about his insane conspiracy theories, which has caused him to be banned from almost all of them! Literally people like. Warn about him. He doesn't even believe in his own theories, so that if the off-chance he is right then he'll be adored and praised. He lives in his family’s garage, in a home of around 4 other kids. He's something of a hopeless romantic himself. He also has a giant journal since the age of 8, including everything from his most deepest darkest secrets, to really poorly drawn gay sex, to really bad pickup lines! Nobody else has seen it's contents. Nobody ever will. He's a bit blunt, and takes things rather literally. Everyone thinks he has a huge ego. He likes Weezer, researching aliens, old-fashioned technology, They Might Be Giants (He is still trying to determine if they are, in fact, giants), radio-shows, being in his garage, photobooks, using those boards with red string and pictures and shit you know the ones, and his brothers. He hates his brothers, modern things, people trying to tell him birds do in fact exist, people asking to see his journal, people bringing up his height, the ocean, and HAPPY. and furthermore LILLIAN. He is autistic and has BPD, [SPOILER], and PSTD.

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