NAME! Chet "Happy" Burfdae
AGE! 19
 PRONOUNS! he/him
GENDER! male
 ORIENTATION!  aroace

 BIRTHDAY! November 27th, 2000

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Happy is a 19 year old........ thing................ with highly unknown origins. People just say he just showed up out of nowhere oneday, even his personal records only go back until he was 12, even then it's pretty scarce. Happy isn't his real name, but he never liked his actual name. He's always enjoyed being a bitch and an asshole, a bitchhole if you will, being cynical, a pessimist, and enjoys keeping to himself. Or that's what he's convinced himself, at least. He's always been scared of new people, so tends to only keep with his family. But he's only ever been nice to his younger sister, Lillian. She's nothing like him. He likes it that way. He treats her like his own child, somewhat. He struggles eating new food unless its piled in cinnamon, and has some........... bad habits. He keeps a pet venus fly trap in his pocket! Her name is Suzy :3. He likes boating, the ocean, carnivorous plants, taxidermy, cinnamon, collecting random objects (namely bones, dead animals, ropes, syringes, twigs, forks, and random empty containers), and the color red. He hates loud noises, winter, being touched, most people, most things actually, like he hates a lot of things, anything Wasabi likes (minus Lorenzo), teachers, the color orange, and of course WASABI. He has tourettes, OI, PTSD, frequent migraines and hallucinations, PSTD, BPD, and is autistic! He's also aroace but give him like. a few months.


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GOD, CRYING ALREADY? THAT'S PATHETIC.